Beloved national icon Ann Coulter weighs in on our recent election:
In the middle of what the media tell us is a massively unpopular war, the Democrats picked up about 30 House seats and five to six Senate seats in a sixth-year election, with lots of seats still too close to call. Only for half-brights with absolutely no concept of yesterday is this a "tsunami" — as MSNBC calls it — rather than the death throes of a dying party.
What would she have called it if we had lost the Senate? Lost the House? Winning those means "death throes" for the Democrats, according to Ann. I guess losing would have been "shooting themselves in the face with a machine gun", "burning themselves alive at a gasoline party", "court-ordered mass suicide", or something close.
Please offer your own opinion to as to what our actually losing would have been described as by Ms. Coulter.